You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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