this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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