I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dear god my vagina.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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