I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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