I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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