I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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