I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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