You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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