I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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