He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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