Christians are straight up FREAKS
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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