STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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