YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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