I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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