: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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