I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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