don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My life is pants optional.
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