Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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