She announced her abortion via fbk
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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