You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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