i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize