Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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