Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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Boobs speak an international language.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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