Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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