And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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