Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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My vagina just recognized that song.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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