Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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