How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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