Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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