all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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