Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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