Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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