You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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