Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Randomize