I'm eating all of the evidence.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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