whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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