why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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