She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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