that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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