oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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