Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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