How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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