So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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