Do you still have your period?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
God I need to hump something, right now.
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