bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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