Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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