I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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