I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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