Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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