I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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